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Posted 1 day ago / 3 notes

Am I ashamed that I just followed a blog titled “Hot Men with Babies” ? 

Nope.

Not even a little bit.

Posted 1 day ago / 2 notes
MY DASH IS CAPTAIN AMERICA AND BABIES. I JUST CAN’T.
Posted 2 days ago
Guys it’s cool. I’m good. Love you allllll
Posted 2 days ago
Anonymous asked “lexyie plz”

lol…what.

Posted 2 days ago / 1 note

I think that I might be a little drunk right now.
What up what up.
I like everyone a lot.

Today I graduated from that young High $chool

Wat up bitchezzzz now I can go to that young college and eventually get that young ca$h flow. Ayyyyyyy.

But seriously, it was lovely. I hugged a lot of people which is weird for me, I don’t hug. I got many promises of hanging out this summer, and while I know that won’t happen I still appreciate the thought. I really do love some members of my class. I will miss them. I got emotional. I really did. 

Goodbye Centennial, it’s been Hell but it’s been interesting.

Posted 4 days ago / 4,085 notes / Via: tyleroakley

tyleroakley:

This should have been the plot of The Avengers.

:D

tyleroakley:

This should have been the plot of The Avengers.

:D

(Source: kat8135)

Posted 4 days ago / 30,790 notes / Via: thesoundofsettling-




#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT



Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can! 


1. Avengin’ Ur Luv2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U5. Hulking On The Dance Floor6. Shwarma’s And A Movie7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

Again, perfect fandom is perfect.

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT

Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can!

1. Avengin’ Ur Luv
2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can
3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)
4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U
5. Hulking On The Dance Floor
6. Shwarma’s And A Movie
7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)
8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury
9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson
10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

Again, perfect fandom is perfect.

(Source: evelyn-preston)

Posted 5 days ago / 2 notes #fifty shades of grey
More Grey feelings.

What bothers me even more is that girls are on here posting about how they want a Christian Grey type character to come and talk dirty to them.

Just…what? Why? He’s such an ASSHOLE. I mean there’s slightly off-kilter and then there’s fucked the hell up. Christian Grey is in the second category. I would not want my daughter anywhere within a hundred miles of him. He’s in love with pain. He wants an ideal. For as smart as Ana is supposed be she’s kind of a dumbass. She’s in love with the idea of taming the gorgeous beast, THE BEAST THAT HAPPENS TO ACTUALLY BE A SPARKLY VAMPIRE WITH COPPER PENNIES FOR HAIR. SUPER ORIGINAL BTW. 

IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT. PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY NOT DOLLS.

ugh.

Just stop it.

EDIT: Still cannot get over the fact that “Laters, baby” was a thing. A) Baby is a shit pet name. It’s patronizing and hecka lame. B) It sounds so outdated. If a guy said that to me I would punch him.

I’m tearing this book apart but then I’m going to read the other two… what does that say about me? I kind of have a little hope that maybe Ana will grow some brain cells and reappear as a strong female character. I also kind of want Christian to completely break down and admit he needs real help and try to not be his own special brand of psychotic.


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